17 Wicked Items That'll Bring Out Your Inner Disney Villain

"Those poor unfortunate souls!"

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1. Ursula-inspired "Sea Witch" Keychain, $12.00

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Sea witches get shit done! Available here.

2. Hades "Lord Of The Dead" Poster, $9.95-$29.95

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Transform any warm living space into a living hell. Available here.

3. Captain Hook Magical Necklace, $16.00

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Stories aren't the only ones that deserve hooks. Available here.

4. Dr. Sid's Brain Transplants T-Shirt, $21.99

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In the words of Buzz Lightyear, "I don't believe that man's EVER been to medical school." Available here.

5. Maleficent's Victorian Necklace, $8.00

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~Fancy~, but also evil. Available here.

6. Ursula "Poor Unfortunate Soul" Bangle, $25.00

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It'd be real unfortunate not to own this. Available here.

7. Disney Villain Pixel Keychains, $5.00 Each

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Villainy never looked so adorable. Available here.

8. Maleficent Art Print, $5.73

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The wickedest fairy of them all. Available here.

9. Scar "Long Live The King" Handcut Paper Silhouette, $35.00

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This definitely won't scar you for life. Available here.

10. Evil Queen Mirror Decal, $20.00-$32.00

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Because you are the fairest, after all. Available here.

11. Oogie Boogie Clinging Earrings, $8.00

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Who knew a burlap sack could be so cute? Available here.

12. Lucifer the Cat Apron, $43.42

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No fairy god mother can save you from this. Available here.

13. Gaston's Tavern Sign Print, $20

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"No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston." Available here.

14. Jafar Print, $15.00

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Take him near, ja-far, wherever you are. Available here.

15. Evil Queen, Ursula, and Maleficent Set of Three Posters, $34.00

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YASS QUEENS! Available here.

16. Disney Female Villains Nail Decals, Set Of 51, $2.99

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Every villain needs a good set of talons. Available here.

17. Disney Villains-Inspired Custom Lantern, $40.00

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Light up your life with a bit of revenge. Available here.