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What Does Your Favorite Pizza Topping Say About Your Love Life?

Simply put, you’re a romantic and don’t give a shit if anyone knows it. You’ve probably said “Love is dead” once or twice while swiping through Tinder, but everyone knows you don’t _really_ mean that. Though you may play the field, you always run back to the type that has worked for you in the past. You find it difficult to see the romantic choices that exist beyond your comfort zone. You’re fiercely loyal and committed to being the greatest partner ever.

Pepperoni

You’re a no-frills kind of romantic and like to keep your love life simple and transparent — no love triangles or extramarital affairs for you. Baggage doesn’t interest you and you avoid most sticky romantic situations. You’re easy to please when it comes to date night and don’t require your partner to take you skydiving from a hot air balloon over the Eiffel Tower in order to have fun.

Cheese

Who doesn’t love a good sausage every now and then? Sausage folk are simply beasts in bed. You know just how to have a good time both in the sheets and on the streets. You enjoy a relationship with substance and will always stand by your partner through thick and thick. Why not thin? Because in this case, thick is always good.

Sausage

Your dating pattern is completely unpredictable and you’re a fucking riot on every date. You don’t just play the field, you’re the master of it. People always ask you to settle down, but why should you? Life is short — enjoy it with whoever makes you the happiest! There are too many meats out there to enjoy just ONE.

Meat lovers

Out of the thousands of fish in the sea, you are loyal to only one. You have a very particular taste in lovers and more often than not it takes them a little while to get used to your distinct personality. People often judge you for who you decide to bring home, but they’re YOUR fish — fuck everybody else.

Anchovy

You are by the far most chilled-out lover ever! You are so chill that the possibility of having a nonexistent love life isn’t even that big of a deal to you. When a potential date asks where you wanna go, you usually reply, “Wherever.” It’s not because you don’t care; it’s because life is one big “whatever” and you’re cool with whatever. Whatever.

Pineapple

You don’t leave much room for bad love and bad sex in your life. You only pluck out the best of the best because you very well know that getting with someone toxic is never any fun! You’re quick to get defensive when someone judges you for your choice in partners, but that’s only because you know yourself better than all them haters ever will. In the words of the great Nicki Minaj, “All these haters mad because I'm so established.”

Mushroom

You’ve got the romance thing on lock. Every time you seduce someone with your undeniable beauty, you quickly strip away every layer of yourself to reveal who you truly are. You’re vulnerable, but that only makes the love that much stronger. It may lead to heartache, but hey, everyone loves bacon and you’ll quickly find another.

Bacon

You keep the dating scene as cruelty-free as possible. You’re a lover through and through and are always damn excited to tell people about a new love interest in your life. Often your romantic partners won’t entirely understand you, but it’s your job to kick them to the curb and find someone who isn’t such a fucking potato.

Veggie

If you mouth “olive juice” to a person it looks like “I love you” — that’s how you either met or will meet your future love interest. You tend to crawl through bars looking for that special someone and enjoy drunken hookups and sober dates equally. A sober hookup and drunken date works too. You’re basically just out here trying to get by.

Olives

Feel free to insert your own balls pun here. You’re down to play the field and double-book dates on some nights, but at the end of the day all you want is a nice person to cuddle with. You like affection but your partner usually likes sleep, so the cuddles may be harder to find than you initially thought. Your cuddles are unmatched though, so what’s not to love?

Meatball

More often than not, alcohol has played some role in bringing about new love interests or accidently unearthing old ones. You’re a go-with-the-flow kind of person and are always down to grab a drink with whichever cute person asks first. There’s no fooling you though, you’re cautious when it comes to dating someone new.

Vodka Sauce

You give zero fucks. Are people gonna judge every person you date/sleep with? Probably. Do you care? No. Your idea of love is very freeing and no one else’s opinion is going to change that. You’ve basically got this romance thing on lock.

Mac and Cheese

You’re quite saucy in and out of the bedroom. You’re anything but a chicken when it comes to asking a person out and you’re always ready to kick a cocky lover to the curb. Commitment is a scary notion for you at first, but that doesn’t mean you’re completely over love. In your game of love, BBQ stands for Better Be Quirky because you’re all about that fun personality.

BBQ Chicken

Everything about your love life is basically straight out of a novel that is equal parts erotic and romantic. You’re an unconventional lover who knows just what it takes to please whoever you’re with. You are easy to please when it comes to dating and are happy just as long as there is plenty of food and kissing.

Buffalo Chicken

When it comes to dating, you know what you like and you won’t stop until you find it. Love is not a game for you and your time is precious, so why waste it? You live by the idea that there are many fish in the sea, so you’ll jump around from person to person until you find a fish that’s right for you.

Seafood

You’ve got no time for salty fuckboys in your life. You’re a real class act and believe that a real lover will see that in you and respect you for it. You’ve often had to wade through piles of shit, but you deserve the best and won’t tolerate mediocrity in a romantic partner.

Prosciutto

You’re all about a healthy relationship and work very hard toward making things work with any potential love interest. You stay a little wary before diving into anything serious and you’re self-aware enough to know that treating yo’ self comes first at all times. Stay leafy!

Spinach

You bring that extra kick of spice into any relationship and prefer your love to be as colorful as an array of peppers. Many partners may string you along, but there will be one who sticks by and puts every other pepper to shame.

Peppers

You have the ability to sniff out a loser from miles away and know who to avoid when it comes to playing the field. Bad kissers are a total deal breaker for you and you’ll end up marrying the one good kisser you meet. Kissing is great; keep at it.

Onions

You are i.n.d.e.p.e.n.d.e.n.t. If someone comes along and wants to grab a drink, then cool, but are you actively seeking someone at ALL TIMES? Hell nope! You really don’t give a fuck about what society has to say about what loneliness means, because you alone is enough.

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