At first glance, prison seems like the most miserable experience ever.
It's like your own personal, inescapable Hell...
...but in reality, it might not be as bad as you think.
1. You can use the prison library to study anything you want...
2. ...even human anatomy!
3. You can watch so much television that you'll eventually get sick of it.
4. Sure, there are some legit crazies in the slammer...
5. ...but you also meet some really interesting people that you'd otherwise never be friends with.
6. You get to learn a lot of cool new secret handshakes...
7. ...and gang signs you didn't even know existed!
8. You still have your fair share of problems...
9. ...but at least they're interesting problems.
10. If you're a people hater, prison is a living nightmare...
11. ...but if you're a social butterfly, prison life can be a blast!
12. Plus, you'll still get to visit with your non-prison friends every now and then, so it's all good.
13. Some prisons even have a hair salon, so you can get your hairs did...
14. ...and be a whole new you with a whole new do.
15. You have plenty of time to perfect your dance moves.
16. Like, plenty of time.
17. So seize the opportunity, and use your endless amounts of free time to do something useful...
18. ...like crafting unique insults...
19. ...or perfecting your sarcasm game...
20. ...or just being the best friend you can be.
21. And remember: no matter how bad it gets, there's always a chance of tacos.
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