1. By cutting and running.
2. By endorsing someone for "singleness" on LinkedIn.
3. With a letter, from a safe distance.
4. By changing your profile pic.
5. By using pop-culture references.
6. By trying to set them up with one of your friends.
7. With a cake.
8. Or with a snack.
9. By at-mentioning them in a celebratory tweet.
10. By sending a piece of relevant literature.
11. By hiring a Clown-O-Gram to deliver the news.
12. By using your sense of humor.
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