1.
Stay clean with some stain-proof pants.
2.
Research some current events and study some big words.
3.
Put on a padded muscle shirt.
4.
Always flex when you open the door at the restaurant.
8.
Make excessive eye contact.
9.
Bring a two-person umbrella.
10.
Cap your night off by turning an awkward no-hug high-five into a hilarious confetti-laced celebration.
Above all else, don't forget the Orbit gum!