12 Guarantees We Wish Existed

We can get on board with guaranteed eternal battery life. Another guarantee we can get on board with? The Norton Security 100% virus free guarantee or your money back.

1. The "Perfect Weather" Guarantee

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If it says it's going to be 75 and sunny, and you make plans, it better well be 75 and sunny, gosh darn it.

2. The "Undo Button" Guarantee

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"I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!"

3. The "No Bad Tag" Guarantee

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Every picture of you uploaded to any social media site is guaranteed to be from your best side in the best light.

4. The "Best Friend" Guarantee

No laughing at embarrassment, injury, mishap, mistake, or "fail." Never. Not allowed.

5. The "No Missed Alarm" Guarantee

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You set an alarm! You did your job! You should be rewarded by not being punished with lateness.

6. The "No Crack, No Cry" Guarantee

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No more moments of terror when you've dropped your phone and you're afraid to pick it up, praying over and over "oh no please be fine please be fine please be fine."

7. The "Parents and Boundaries" Guarantee

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Parents will not post, tag, tweet, email, call and "Yo" you after not hearing from you for five hours. When you've told them that you won't be back for eight hours. When you're 29 years old. And married.

8. The "Eternal Battery Life" Guarantee

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The battery *literally* never dies.

9. The "30-Day Breakup" Guarantee

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All breakups will be given a 30-day warning period. No breakup may occur within 30 days of a birthday or national holiday. Guaranteed.

10. The "As Seen on the Internet" Guarantee

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If you try something that you see online, you are guaranteed success. Be it cinnamon challenge or pick-up line, you're golden.

11. The "Hottest Tech" Guarantee

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When you buy a new gadget, a new version is guaranteed to not come out for at least one year.

12. The "Never Not Wi-Fi" Guarantee

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Free Wi-Fi for all, forever!