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<b>This is the most important question of your life.</b>

This is the most important question of your life.

Should You Have Pizza Or Sex?

Today, you will stay in. You will order yourself the best pizza you've ever. You will spend the rest of the day daydreaming about the awesome combination of melted cheese and tomato sauce in your mouth. That hot, sizzling, savory treat will fill you up with so much happiness, you'll think you're in heaven. Open up your Netflix and binge watch something. Today is about you and how awesome you are.

Pizza

While pizza sounds good, you've got needs that not even the pizza can fulfill. Sure, we like to think pizza's the solution to all of life's problems but I'm here to bust your bubble: It's not. You need some so go and get some. Satisfy your craving. Make it your mission to GET IT ON TONIGHT!

Best of both worlds, yo. Eat some pizza and then have sex. Or have sex, and then eat some pizza. Or eat some pizza while you're having sex (if you're into that). The important thing is to satisfy ALL YOUR NEEDS. Have yourself a wild and crazy pizza/sex party.

¿Por qué no los dos?

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