1. Overcooked steak.
2. Finding out that you're dating a vegetarian.
3. The moment you realized you were eating imitation crab all along.
4. Getting scolded by your doctor for having ridiculously high cholesterol.
5. Heartburn.
6. Loving soft bacon and getting crispy bacon.
7. Loving crispy bacon and getting soft bacon.
8. VEGAN BACON.
9. While we're at it... TURKEY BACON.
10. When your stomach has no more room for steak.
11. When your co-workers suggest "that new vegetarian place" for lunch.
12. Getting dirty looks for eating the gristle and fat of a steak.
13. The struggle of loving chicken nuggets.
"Pink slime" might not even be in chicken nuggets, but that image will stay in your brain forever anyways.
14. Going to a BBQ restaurant on your first date.
There is no suave way to eat ribs.
15. Society dictating that we have to eat steak with a fork and knife.
16. Going to a cookout and being told, "Sorry, we only have veggie burgers. But they taste like real meat!"
17. Not having enough napkins.
18. Whenever the McRib leaves for the season.
19. The inability to join movie characters while they devour some juicy-looking meat.
20. Going to a restaurant with your date and seeing a large amount of perfectly good meat they didn’t finish leftover on their plate.
21. When others prevent you from eating a mouthwatering piece of pork just because it’s pink on the inside.
22. Being told about animal cruelty while eating a burger.
23. When PETA passive-aggressively tells you that you suck at sex.
24. When your family tries going experimental on Thanksgiving.
25. The friend who boasts about how much better they are because of their vegan diet.
