1. That moment when you perform that ungodly, death-defying jump:
Happy #MarioDay! We've been through a lot together, big guy.
2. When you realize that some things in Mario's world don't actually make sense:
It's #MARIODAY today! Here's our hero...
3. When Mario somehow defies the rules of chemistry:
#SuperMarioBros The fact that #Mario can throw fireballs at all is of course completely logical.
4. When you realize why Bowser is in Mario Kart:
5. When Toad is pretty much like:
6. Whenever that ghost creeps up on you:
7. That moment when you realize that those ghosts may actually have a backstory:
8. Whenever you find that "1UP" mushroom:
9. That moment when you realize you're too damn old:
10. When Mario is responsible for ruining your birthday party:
11. When Mario Kart pretty much prepares you for driving in Canada:
12. When you realize that Mario is not really the brightest dude in the Mushroom Kingdom:
13. When you come to the realization that the Goombas look like a poultry food item:
14. When you think it couldn't possibly get any worse in Mario Kart:
“@ComedyPics: not fair -_- ” @Jharri9 #marioproblems
15. Seriously, though. That stupid banana:
16. When people talk about Rainbow Road:
17. And you all agree that...
18. Yo, bro...
19. When you decide to unload just before the end of the race:
20. When YOLO doesn't apply to Mario:
21. When your timing is impeccable:
22. When you realize that Mario invented a phenomenon in Super Mario Bros. 3:
23. When you realize that the solution to all of Bowser's problems are right in front of you:
24. When you realize that you've been using that hidden Easter egg the whole time:
25. When it's time for a parent to step in to solve a kid's problem:
26. When you realize how violent Super Mario Bros. 2 actually is:
27. When you watch Wreck-It Ralph and didn't see Mario anywhere:
28. When you face off against that horrifying demon from hell:
29. When Luigi's death stare instills fear inside you:
30. And finally, mushrooms:
Everybody have a HAPPY MARIO DAY!
Sorry Luigi...
