With all the hubbub around #growingupsomething, it can be hard to know where you fit in. Luckily, #growingupaverage exists, and knows the story of your life.
1.It knows how you got dressed in the morning like everyone else...
2.... or maybe more like Mario Batali.
3.How you enjoyed, or at least agreed to, doing the necessary things to stay alive and function. And some other stuff.
4.And how you more than likely learned about the long con of failure relatively early on.
5.And hey, at least you could count on meals to punctuate the banality of your existence.
6.Sometimes, even Happy Meals.
7.Or other happy things not involving homophones.
8.You know, you might even surpass your own expectations yet.