1. This absolute truth.
2. This great equalizer.
3. This culinary realness.
4. This little relief, because it's really cold this time of year...
5. ...and because you're slowly turning into Wolverine.
6. This reminder of adult responsibilities.
7. This foul flirtation.
8. These frumpy frills.
9. This adorable abbreviation of the dishwasher loading technique you've gone over about 600 times.
10. This best attempt at kindness because you know they can't help it, but...
11. This all too familiar fuckery.
12. This sexy snoring fakeout.
Here it is.