1.
"How do guys ever learn to undo these things?"
2.
"Could I pull off leopard print?"
3.
"What's inside of here? Is it edible?"
4.
"Does it make them look too pointy?"
5.
"How am I ever going to wash this delicate lace?"
6.
"Why are there four people helping me? Do they think I have nice boobs?"
7.
"This one looks HAWT, but I can't breathe."
8.
"Should I go sexy/impractical or purely functional?"
9.
"If I go functional, will I lose my sex appeal?"
10.
"I FOUND THE ONE THAT FITS. Do I buy one in every color?"
11.
"Hold up, I'm what size?"
12.
"WHATEVER, I'LL TAKE IT."
