1. You wake up every morning in winter, praying for beautiful snow to fall on your house.
2. But all you see is disgusting, miserable blue sky.
3. You think of all the fun your friends who live in snow places are having.
4. You dream of jumping into frozen white fluffy dream stuff.
5. But the only thing you can jump into is a stupid pool.
Life is horrible!
6. You have one of those fireplace DVDs constantly running on your TV.
7. You stick your head in the freezer to feel that cold air on your cheeks.
8. But deep down you just want to rub your face in snow, like all those Northern puppies probably are.
9. Great! Now all you can think about are puppies in snow.
10. Fake snowpeople infuriate you.
11. You order shaved ice because it's the closest you can get to the real thing.
12. But you know that somewhere in America, a dog is eating a real snowball.
13. You wish the sun would Just. Go. Away.
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