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Tatler magazine doesn’t want you to feel any life in your under carriage today, so they have put Prince Harry on their cover with the words “Man Of The Year.”
Remember the trannie who suffered with self-destructive behavior syndrome? The same one who wanted her backside to look like she’d just snorted up the butt cheeks of Serena Williams, JLo and Beyonce? She believed that Oneal Morris (above left) was a proper certified doctor so paid her for a series of bigger-ass injections.
It seems like forever since we had a blind item on NMI but after reading this one you might wish it’d had stayed that way. Your blind today comes to you courtesy of Hollyweird.
The sound you’re hearing isn’t an ice berg breaking off and falling into the ocean, it’s the sound of Simon Cowell’s forehead trying to raise an eyebrow.
Today’s dartboard comes to you courtesy of Cheryl Cole who opened her Millions Lights tour in Belfast last night. Make sure you aim for her mouth, because that bitch needs to stop using it to mime.
The hallowed Esquire magazine is saying that at 40 Cameron Diaz is still a 100% natural and a lady that’s never said, “yes please” to plastic surgery or botox in her entire life. So my ass is assuming they consider her the greatest human being alive.
When Lewis Hamilton first saw those Nicole Scherzinger and Chris Brown kissing pictures he had himself a dramatic stampy foot meltdown and gave the keys on his BlackBerry a serious seeing to. It’s true, just like every good little gay Lewis knows how to throw an epic tantrum.
Guess who? This man is a dick bag who is about to be charged with being a dumb piece of trash.
Welcome to another slow-ass Tuesday where nothing is going on except the on-going adventures of Twit-n-Twat. The epic human fail that is Chantelle Houghton (twit) has responded to the interview her ex fiancé Alex Reid (twat) gave to Now magazine last week.