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11 Signs You're Actually Harold Bishop

He's the neighbour we all wish we had. But how much do you really have in common with Erinsborough's favourite fuddy-duddy?Ttune in to Neighbours, 1.45pm and 5.30pm Weekdays, On Channel 5.

Do you ever wake up in the night wondering, Am I Harold off Neighbours?

1. Your occasional attempts to look cool don't quite pay off.

2. You've been unlucky in love...but you don't let it stop you.

3. Your flabber tends to be easily ghasted.

4. You're a shy guy at heart.

5. You find the tuba REALLY exciting.

6. When people ask you to join them clubbing, you're like:

7. You're vegetarian and proud.

8. You don't go in for modern fads.

9. You can still be a badass when you need to be...

10. ...but this photo makes your heart burst with feelings:

11. Deep down, you know being Harold is a good thing.

Tune in to Neighbours, 1.45pm and 5.30pm Weekdays, On Channel 5.