The song's all about how lame it can be for a guy to feel bad for himself all the time. "Writing 'Fiona Coyne' was a step outside my comfort zone because I thought my real strengths lied in writing about unrequited love," Saint Pepsi, whose real name is Ryan DeRobertis, said via email. "I got tired of that narrative a dozen songs ago, so for "Fiona" I decided not to play the 'guy who wants everybody to feel bad for him' and that freedom allowed me to have a lot of fun...The tone is a little arrogant (in the only way I know how to be), but definitely coming from a sweet place, with special attention given to all of the surface attractions that make falling in love so easy."