1. Both kweens always look radiant, even when they're dressed down in their sunnies and not ready for their closeups.
2. Both will make your mouth water when you see them dressed for an occasion.
3. When it comes to Marilyn and kale... some like it hot.
4. And others prefer them in the raw. ;)
5. Celebrities honor both icons by wearing them proudly on their apparel.
6. The asking price for both icons went up once they gained press and notoriety.
7. And cheap knockoffs just don't cut it.
8. Both Marilyn and kale have had numerous books written about their significance...
9. ...they're constantly in the headlines...
10. ...and have even been courted by commander-in-chiefs.
Obama famously added kale salad to the White House Thanksgiving menu, while Marilyn notoriously received special attention from JFK...
11. Lastly: Both icons are simply irresistible when they get their skirts ruffled.
