1. Unlimited tots.
2. A randomly generated list of students to hate.
3. A beer fridge.
4. Stacks of confiscated Playboy magazines.
5. A secret fight club.
6. The dreaded permanent records.
7. All the class pets that "died."
8. A super ritzy bathroom.
9. Drugs.
10. Master keys that can open any door in the school.
11. A closet full of identical light blue button-downs.
12. Boxes on boxes of red pens.
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