1. They look good shirtless.
Like, really good.
4. They have a clear pecking order, based on the color of their eyes.
Which would be useful at work, on dates, or when ordering coffee.
6. They have a distinctive roar.
So you’ll always be able to find each other in crowded malls and music festivals.
7. They’ll protect you from pretty much anything.
Depending on the moon.
8. They’re quite handy around the house.
You’ll save a fortune on hammers.
10. They’re loaded with existential angst.
You know, angst? That thing that makes them all brooding and sexy?
11. They’re misunderstood creatures who want to be loved.
(Just like the rest of us.)
14. They coined the expression “wolfing out.”
“I can’t believe he stood me up! I am totally wolfing out right now.”