Parents·Posted on Mar 24, 201515 Photos No Teenager Would Ever Post To InstagramIf you're a teenager, these are never, ever happening.by Marsha Takeda-MorrisonBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Nope, never happening. 2. This complaint would never happen. 3. Can't even imagine. 4. LOL... Nope. 5. This wouldn't happen for a million dollars. 6. Maybe for a million dollars. 7. Uh-uh. 8. Maybe when pigs fly. 9. They wouldn't tell anyone if this happened. 10. Or this. 11. Oh, c'mon. 12. Don't hold your breath. 13. Suuuuuuure. 14. Yeah, no. 15. \_(ツ)_/¯