14 Signs You Grew Up As A Pygmy Marmoset

Leaping on branches and sap eating came naturally.

1. This is how you and all your friends ate

Other monkeys said you always looked paranoid.

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2. And sometimes off the ground if no one was looking

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3. You knew it was going to be a good day if you found tree sap flowing like this

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4. You were taught from an early age to check the strength of a tree before taking its sap

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5. It was totally normal for you to chill on your parents backs for extended periods of time

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6. Your mom would always make sure your nails were clean before you went out

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7. Other marmosets would get really jealous whenever you found one of these bad boys

Mmm Phylliidae’s.

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8. So you’d eat it in secret so you wouldn’t have to share

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9. On the weekends you couldn’t go play unless you spent some time farming sap from the family tree

God, worst chore ever.

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10. You were great at having an attitude with other monkeys who made fun of your size

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11. When humans tried to feed you human food you were thrilled

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12. You had an uncle with awesome facial hair and you wished your hair would grow like that

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13. Your relatives from across the river always sent you cloves of garlic for your birthday

And you loved it.

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14. You naturally developed the perplexed-side-look that all other marmosets did

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