1. For those of us who realized hieroglyphics just aren't ~sassy~ enough.
2. For those of us who remember the '90s, but need to have 'em at our fingertips.
3. For those of us who believe time is "more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, time-y, wimey... stuff."
4. For those of us who would rather have extendable arms and X-ray vision.
5. For those of us who know diamonds are a girl's best friend.
6. For those of us still looking for a treasure map.
7. For those of us who might mistake our fingers for candy.
8. For those of us who'd like to make our fingers "roar."
9. For those of us who wish Totoro were our neighbor, too.
10. For those of us who think writing "punk" on nails actually makes you a punk rocker.
11. For those of us who miss grunge—but the hipsters have cleared out the flannel section already.
12. For those of us who feel that Facebook "Likes" just aren't enough.
13. For those of us who have realized that having scissors for actual hands would kinda suck.
