How does your country compare?
Fish for breakfast? NOPE!
Farts are basically butt sneezes.
Hungover at her sister’s wedding?
You would cry too if it happened to you.
It’s more than just tacos and tequila!
Stay away from those shakes…
So fresh and so clean, clean!
It’s just one of those days.
“This smells like feet and rubbing alcohol”
Who knew butt fat was a good thing?
The poor beavers never had a chance.