This Is Why You Shouldn't Breastfeed After A Spray Tan

    Scarred for life. Or at least for five to seven days.

    Spray tanning is awesome, and can make you feel human when you're a living, breathing milk machine.

    But before your next airbrushing sesh, consider your sweet baby, and take steps to protect them from this:

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    Redditor u/LondonDave uploaded this image to Imgur in a gracious act of public service, under the headline "Protip: don't breastfeed after a spraytan."

    While spray and self tanners are generally safe for breastfeeding moms, babies have sensitive skin and OMG that stuff does not come off with soap.

    Jonesing for a spray-tan, but looking to protect your baby's face? Hot and Healthy Life has a hack for that.

    Hint: Bring an extra breast pad to your spray-down.

    And be careful out there. For the children.

    H/T Reddit.