So, you're still dating your high school sweetheart, huh? Maybe you even married them?
1. "Wait, wait...does that mean you guys have never slept with anyone else?"
2. "But, how do you know you guys are sexually compatible?"
3. "Lol, that's so cute. My high school boyfriend/girlfriend was such a douchebag."
4. "Aren't you afraid you'll get sick of each other?"
5. "Don't you want to sow your wild oats?"
6. "But if you never dated anyone else how do you know they're 'the one'?"
7. "Do you guys ever fight?"
8. "Don't you ever fantasize about other people?"
9. "Isn't it weird that you had sex with him/her when he/she was a teenager?"
Actually, yes. Gross.