9 Toys That Will Literally Poop On You

Because Betsy Wetsy just wasn't edgy enough.

1. Baby Alive My Baby All Gone

walmart.com

Pee is so passé. This dolly takes dumps.

2. Doggie Doo

amazon.com

Stench not included.

3. Lalaloopsy Babies Diaper Surprise

amazon.com

She poops, and then you wear it as jewelry. Because fuck you.

4. Moxie Girlz Poopsie Pets

amazon.com

I mean seriously, wtf?

5. Dinosaur Train Dino Poop in Omnivore, Herbivore, and Carnivore.

amazon.com

amazon.com

Nope.

6. Barbie Potty Trainin' Taffy!

amazon.com

Idk.

7. Barbie Potty Trainin' Blissa!

amazon.com

Like, if you're more of a cat person I guess?

8. Little Mommy Princess and The Potty Doll

amazon.com

Actual sound effects include:

"(Plop, plop) Oh I pooped!"

"Just in time, poop, time to wipe."

9. Poo Dough

toysrus.com

Fun for kids and adults alike. Complete with corn kernels!

Happy Pooping!

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