1. They make wearing pants fun.
2. They're very environmentally friendly.
3. They tell you exactly what they want.
4. They love helping you around the house.
5. (Even if they're the ones who messed it up in the first place.)
6. They make mirrors a whole lot more entertaining.
7. They look much cuter helping you with tech problems.
8. (But they might not actually fix the problem.)
9. They understand the importance of feng shui.
10. They don't care what you're wearing.
11. And they're always there for you after you've had a long day.
12. (Usually.)
