1. When you see food you want, but then someone warns you it's spicy:
People's faces when I tell them that I don't like spicy food.
2. When your tongue is burning and you're desperately trying to extinguish the fire:
3. When your family is ashamed that you can't hang with the crew:
Being mexican I'm kind of an outcast when I tell people I hate spicy food
...especially if you're part of a culture that really likes to turn up the heat.
4. When perfectly good nachos are ruined by one stray jalepeño:
5. When you see your mom adding more than four shakes of black pepper to the soup she's making for dinner:
6. When you're studying abroad and you survey the menu:
7. When you run out of water while eating spicy food at a restaurant:
My husband's reaction when he eats Thai food tonight and runs out of water. #spicy @Deanluvs2fly
8. When you learned that Sriracha feels like the devil is dancing on your tongue:
“@lovemirandass: OMG this jambalaya spicy af😫😫😫🔥 I hate spicy food😡😡😡”
9. When you're sitting next to someone who is dousing their meal in hot sauce:
10. When you realize the gum you just put in your mouth is cinnamon flavored:
#breakupin4words I hate Spicy food
11. When your friend offers you some of their Flamin' Hot Cheetos:
12. When you force your friends to taste your food and rate the spice level before you'll eat it:
13. When you're visiting someone's house and you don't want to be rude so you eat the spicy meal they prepared and try to keep your shit together:
I don't like spicy food... but when I eat them:
14. When your friend slips something spicy into your food, then tries to convince you it was a harmless prank:
15. When the person making your food at Chipotle almost gives you the hot salsa:
16. When someone who doesn't understand your spice sensitivity tells you something is safe to eat:
when your mom says the salsa "ain't that spicy" then you eat it
17. When you're at an Indian restaurant because you got outvoted by your friend group:
When you eating something spicy but trying not to show how much pain you in.
18. When you get home from the Indian restaurant:
When you eat too much spicy food.
19. When you sit in the corner with your safe food because that's the only thing you can rely on:
