17. When you died in every Choose Your Own Adventure, but WHO CARES YOU WERE A SHARK.
19. That one brief moment when your Tamagotchi wasn’t crying or pooping.
22. When you won a piece of the Aggro Crag.
23. When you had a good day at the arcade.
And all that bought you just a single pack of gum.
24. When you beat the hardest game of all time.
Seriously, you deserved a job with the CIA if you could do this.