1. Real talk: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S HAIR?!
2. YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.
3. WE ALL KNOW YOUR HAIR IS NATURALLY CURLY.
4. Where are those Ramen noodle-esque curls the world fell in love with?
5. This new hair just isn’t you. It’s not right.
6. I’m falling asleep. So bored by it.
7. Are you using relaxer?
9. Look at those poor repressed curls.
10. SET THEM FREE, JUSTIN. SET THEM FREE.
11. DUMP THAT PRODUCT.
12. THROW OUT THE BLOW-DRYER.
13. Now, I’m not saying you should go back and bleach the top of your head again.
14. Though it was kind of hilarious.
15. But just add a little bit of curl back into your life.
16. This is basically how you’d look with a similar hair length. IT’S SO CUTE.
17. And HOT. Jesus Christ, is it hot?!
18. So, do the right thing, Justin. I believe in you. STOP DENYING YOUR ROOTS.
19. Embrace the Ramen noodle hair.
20. Set them free, Justin.
21. Set them free.
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