Who would've helped Kelly lift the award so Beyonce didn't have to?
Or kept tabs on many people were left in the autograph line?
Or driven the camel?
Michelle!
Who would've sang that random part in "Survivor" about surrounding yourself with positive things?
Or that random part in "Bootylicious" about vibes and vibealiciousness?
I guess Kelly could have. Or Beyonce. But still... that part was Michelle's!
Who would've chaperoned this dance?
Michelle!
Who would've watched Kelly and Beyonce's back when they were dressed as sexy boy scouts?
Or tried communicating with Rosie O'Donnell?
I don't see anyone up for the task besides Michelle and that weird white dude. So, again, Michelle!
Who would've been forced to wear the really big poncho?
Or the random green beret?
Or the jumpsuit with the partial belly cut-out?
Michelle! That's who.
Who would've been put behind the text?
Tried on the denim skirt and football team-themed cowboy boots Tina had been working on?
Or made sure all the other girls were raising their hands correctly?
All together now: MICHELLE!
Who would've Beyonce sat on?
Held the pool stick?
Worn the other stupid metallic cowboy hat so Beyonce didn't have to be the only one?
M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E!
Who would've always given the thumbs up?
Put Kelly to sleep?
And most importantly, kept Beyonce from going solo for so long?
Michelle!
That's who.
Screw all the haters that say Destiny's Child doesn't need Michelle! DC3 needs Michelle!
Also Farrah was the worst and it would have really sucked if Matthew Knowles had kicked Michelle out instead of her.
