Why People Magazine Is Blind, Ignorant, And Dumb

I CAN’T THIS YEAR. I SERIOUSLY CANNOT. posted on November 14, 2012 at 3:24pm EST

Matt Stopera BuzzFeed Staff posted about 6 months ago

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1. In case you haven’t heard:

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2. Therefore, “People” magazine thought this…

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3. …was hotter than this.

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4. They really thought that THIS…

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5. …could even COMPETE with THIS.

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6. And this.

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7. This.

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8. Also this:

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9. Honest to God, “People” thought that this…

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10. …was even on the same playing field as THIS.

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11. Yes, Ryan. “People” magazine really, truly thought that.

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12. REALLY, THEY DID.

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13. Like…

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14. I’m not even joking.

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15. Ryan, I really am not kidding you.

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16. EVEN CHANNING TATUM THINKS THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

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17. TWO FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW THEY GOT IT WRONG.

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18. TO RECAP, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T GET IT, “People” magazine thought THIS…

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19. …was ANYWHERE NEAR, LIKE CLOSE AT ALL, AS HOT AS THIS.

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20. AND THIS.

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21. THIS TOO.

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22. Seriously, come on now.

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23. IT’S JUST INSANE.

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24. UNFAIR…

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25. UNJUST….

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26. A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

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27. A CRIME!!!!

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28. OH, YEAH, “PEOPLE” MAG SEEMED TO HAVE “FORGOTTEN” RYAN’S SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT A 5K RUN IN TEXAS TO RAISE MONEY FOR A SCHOOL FOR DEAF PEOPLE.

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29. THEY ALSO “FORGOT” THAT TIME SEVEN MONTHS AGO WHEN HE SAVED A GIRL’S LIFE.

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30. ANNNNNND THEY DIDN’T SEEM TO “REMEMBER” HOW HE TAKES HIS OWN GARBAGE OUT AND POSES WITH THE RECYCLING BIN.

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32. SHAME ON YOU, “PEOPLE” MAGAZINE. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME.

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33. MIC DROP

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34. I’M OUT.

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35. PS. Doesn’t he kind of look like a thumb?

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It’s a conspiracy!! He shall never be named ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ :( (mark my words)…
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RoRRo 5 months ago

To me Ryan Gosling is the male version of Kristen Stewart. Hot fisique, but expressionless and damn those dead eyes.
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Ryan Gosling = Susan Lucci of Sexiest Man Alive
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No abtastic photo from Crazy, Supid Love?!
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brendanmoore 5 months ago

It’s easy to make this argument when you use good pictures of Gosling and bad pictures of Tatum. Different strokes from different folks, why does it matter that much to you. Of course, when Gosling sees this article and comes rushing to you with gratitude for defending his sexiness to the readers of BuzzFeed then I guess the joke will be on me.
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- Superabound 5 months ago
  
  Its not Matt Stopera’s fault that bad pictures of Ryan Gosling literally dont exist.
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- #Beautiful 4 months ago
  
  http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/1602935.jpg Gross.
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damienf2 5 months ago

Yeah pick the worst pics of Channing Tatum and then talk about how stupid he looks. Bravo! I don’t think he’s -sexiest- but he’s cute. Ryan’s a good choice, I agree with that, but I think Idris Elba needs more attention please. :) If you haven’t watched it, watch Mumford & Sons beautiful video “Lover of the Light”, the music video for it stars Idris Elba in it, and he’s brilliant.
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isabliss 6 months ago

There is really only one solution to this problem: Ryan Gosling has to come out with a stripper movie. That is the only way that I am willing to compare sexiness.
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- lindsays16 5 months ago
  
  you, friend, are absolutely correct. though, he could be shoveling horse shit and still be sexier than channing tatum
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mashallae 6 months ago

oh Ryan is such an Eye Candy … Channing is just UGLY and the worst: he has no charm, no charisma, nothing … ugggh
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navarrog 6 months ago

I remember reading that they all agreed that anyone that was ever on Breaker High would never be given the title of “Sexiest Man Alive”
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  RIP Breaker High. An under appreciated gem.
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Zoozoo 6 months ago

Tatum looks like a white trash meathead, but he’s a good actor.
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amoled 6 months ago

Ryan is NOT hot to me, all these pictures just confirmed that he reminds me of an anorexic scarecrow. Channing is hot, deal with it. People mag finally got it right for once.
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leeters 6 months ago

Ooh, Ryan can get it!
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Baiciyu 6 months ago

People hasn’t exactly had a track record for ‘getting it right’. I don’t really care but I am amused to imagine that they are actively trying to aggravate Buzzfeed.
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alyssalauren 6 months ago

My vote goes to this guy
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Mozart The Cat 6 months ago

When they decide to do “Sexiest Man Deceased”, I hope they pick Al Jolson.
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mariath 6 months ago

I think Tatum is hotter than Gosling. Oops?
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cortneez 6 months ago

Gosling is downright handsome.
Channing is like cute in his own way.
Bomer has a beautiful face…
But Idris Elba is quite sexy.
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Anpaula 6 months ago

You are seriously horny girl
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SteelRenegade 6 months ago

Um, Ryan Gosling? LOL I am not a fan of Channing either.. but Chris Hemsworth is a FAR better candidate than the BOTH of them! Why are many still cheer-leading for Ryan Gosling for TWO YEARS NOW?! Get over it. The THOR actor is hands down way sexier than both Gosling/Channing put together lmao!
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Horwooel 6 months ago

Okay firstly I’d like to say, a dude wrote this post, what is WITH man crushes on Ryan gosling?!? My boyfriend has one too! He is not that hot! Changing Tatum is far hotter. Secondly… Noone really cares so stop posting so much shit about Ryan gosling.
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  Drive owned. DWI
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1. In case you haven’t heard:

2. Therefore, “People” magazine thought this…

3. …was hotter than this.

4. They really thought that THIS…

5. …could even COMPETE with THIS.

6. And this.

7. This.

8. Also this:

9. Honest to God, “People” thought that this…

10. …was even on the same playing field as THIS.

11. Yes, Ryan. “People” magazine really, truly thought that.

12. REALLY, THEY DID.

13. Like…

14. I’m not even joking.

15. Ryan, I really am not kidding you.

16. EVEN CHANNING TATUM THINKS THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

17. TWO FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW THEY GOT IT WRONG.

18. TO RECAP, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T GET IT, “People” magazine thought THIS…

19. …was ANYWHERE NEAR, LIKE CLOSE AT ALL, AS HOT AS THIS.

20. AND THIS.

21. THIS TOO.

22. Seriously, come on now.

23. IT’S JUST INSANE.

24. UNFAIR…

25. UNJUST….

26. A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

27. A CRIME!!!!

28. OH, YEAH, “PEOPLE” MAG SEEMED TO HAVE “FORGOTTEN” RYAN’S SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT A 5K RUN IN TEXAS TO RAISE MONEY FOR A SCHOOL FOR DEAF PEOPLE.

29. THEY ALSO “FORGOT” THAT TIME SEVEN MONTHS AGO WHEN HE SAVED A GIRL’S LIFE.

30. ANNNNNND THEY DIDN’T SEEM TO “REMEMBER” HOW HE TAKES HIS OWN GARBAGE OUT AND POSES WITH THE RECYCLING BIN.

32. SHAME ON YOU, “PEOPLE” MAGAZINE. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME.

33. *MIC DROP*

34. I’M OUT.

35. PS. Doesn’t he kind of look like a thumb?

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