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Why People Magazine Is Blind, Ignorant, And Dumb

I CAN’T THIS YEAR. I SERIOUSLY CANNOT.

1. In case you haven’t heard:

2. Therefore, “People” magazine thought this…

3. …was hotter than this.

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4. They really thought that THIS…

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5. …could even COMPETE with THIS.

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6. And this.

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7. This.

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8. Also this:

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9. Honest to God, “People” thought that this…

10. …was even on the same playing field as THIS.

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11. Yes, Ryan. “People” magazine really, truly thought that.

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12. REALLY, THEY DID.

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13. Like…

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14. I’m not even joking.

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15. Ryan, I really am not kidding you.

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16. EVEN CHANNING TATUM THINKS THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

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17. TWO FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW THEY GOT IT WRONG.

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18. TO RECAP, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T GET IT, “People” magazine thought THIS…

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19. …was ANYWHERE NEAR, LIKE CLOSE AT ALL, AS HOT AS THIS.

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20. AND THIS.

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21. THIS TOO.

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22. Seriously, come on now.

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23. IT’S JUST INSANE.

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24. UNFAIR…

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25. UNJUST….

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26. A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

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27. A CRIME!!!!

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28. OH, YEAH, “PEOPLE” MAG SEEMED TO HAVE “FORGOTTEN” RYAN’S SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT A 5K RUN IN TEXAS TO RAISE MONEY FOR A SCHOOL FOR DEAF PEOPLE.

29. THEY ALSO “FORGOT” THAT TIME SEVEN MONTHS AGO WHEN HE SAVED A GIRL’S LIFE.

30. ANNNNNND THEY DIDN’T SEEM TO “REMEMBER” HOW HE TAKES HIS OWN GARBAGE OUT AND POSES WITH THE RECYCLING BIN.

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32. SHAME ON YOU, “PEOPLE” MAGAZINE. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME.

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33. *MIC DROP*

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34. I’M OUT.

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35. PS. Doesn’t he kind of look like a thumb?

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