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Why People Magazine Is Blind, Ignorant, And Dumb

I CAN’T THIS YEAR. I SERIOUSLY CANNOT.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
Why People Magazine Is Blind, Ignorant, An...
Matt Stopera

1. In case you haven’t heard:

2. Therefore, “People” magazine thought this…

3. …was hotter than this.

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4. They really thought that THIS…

5. …could even COMPETE with THIS.

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6. And this.

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7. This.

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8. Also this:

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9. Honest to God, “People” thought that this…

10. …was even on the same playing field as THIS.

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11. Yes, Ryan. “People” magazine really, truly thought that.

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12. REALLY, THEY DID.

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13. Like…

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14. I’m not even joking.

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15. Ryan, I really am not kidding you.

Source: AKM-GSI

16. EVEN CHANNING TATUM THINKS THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

Source: Splash News

17. TWO FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW THEY GOT IT WRONG.

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18. TO RECAP, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T GET IT, “People” magazine thought THIS…

Source: Splash News

19. …was ANYWHERE NEAR, LIKE CLOSE AT ALL, AS HOT AS THIS.

Source: FameFlyNet

20. AND THIS.

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21. THIS TOO.

Source: PAPN

22. Seriously, come on now.

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23. IT’S JUST INSANE.

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24. UNFAIR…

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25. UNJUST….

Source: AKM-GSI

26. A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

Source: AKM-GSI

27. A CRIME!!!!

Source: AKM-GSI

28. OH, YEAH, “PEOPLE” MAG SEEMED TO HAVE “FORGOTTEN” RYAN’S SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT A 5K RUN IN TEXAS TO RAISE MONEY FOR A SCHOOL FOR DEAF PEOPLE.

29. THEY ALSO “FORGOT” THAT TIME SEVEN MONTHS AGO WHEN HE SAVED A GIRL’S LIFE.

Source: @PennyRed

30. ANNNNNND THEY DIDN’T SEEM TO “REMEMBER” HOW HE TAKES HIS OWN GARBAGE OUT AND POSES WITH THE RECYCLING BIN.

32. SHAME ON YOU, “PEOPLE” MAGAZINE. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME.

Source: AKM-GSI

33. *MIC DROP*

Source: PAPN

34. I’M OUT.

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35. PS. Doesn’t he kind of look like a thumb?

Source: justjared.com

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