20. You will never be in a museum, looking at a Van Gogh, and refer to your relationship as a “masterpiece.”
19. You were never this insightful in middle school. You were a greasy tween.
18. No human is as awkwardly smooth as Cory Matthews. Boys are also not allowed in the girls bathroom.
16. Normally, choking would be cause for concern…
15. No one will ever get this excited over your butt.
14. You would look like idiots in matching denim outfits.
8. Your best friend will never go this insane over a pencil.
7. You will never have a black-and-white animated GIF of you casually looking around and making eyes with your future husband.
6. You will never have animated GIFs of your first kiss.
5. This ridiculously romantic moment will never happen to you.
4. This will also never actually happen to you.
3. Your proposal will never/could never possibly be this romantic/unexpected.
2. Your proposal will also never be broadcasted as a finale on TGIF.
1. If you said this on Twitter it would just sound like an obnoxious humble brag…
…but when Cory does, it’s just really really adorable.
Sooooo, sorry to bring this up again, but you’re screwed.
Cory and Topanga are a perfect couple, and watching them has forever scarred you, tainting your future outlook of relationships.
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