“Silent with awe and pity I went to her bedside. She was crying in her wretched bed. For those words…love's bitter mistery.” -James Joyce on Tila Tequila

am i the only person who doesn't know (or care) who this person is? i mean, i've heard her name a bunch, but never really cared to find out who she is or why everyone seems to worship her…???

she has a terrible boob job

Prediction for 2010: Tia Tequila will be burned at the stake in Massachusetts for bugfuck crazy tit-witchery.

Onoes, I must go to her and comfort her in her time of crisis!

I imagine I would be pretty upset too when realizing you were this close to inheriting millions of dollars from a crazy spoiled hobag.

Where's the vomit button?

Parting is such tweet sorrow.

Unfunny. She may not be the most eloquent person—and why would that come as a surprise?—but she just suffered a tremendous loss. Let's respect her grief.

“I tweet a lonely tweet,
The only tweet that I have ever known.
Don't know what it means,
But that's fine with me, and I tweet alone.” (Am I the only one with Green Day stuck in her head?)

Tila doesn't tweet about life, she tweets lonliness.

The woman lost the love of her life, try to be a little more sensitive, guys.

Here I tweet again on my own
Goin' down the only tweet I've ever knowwwwn
Like a drifter I was born to tweet alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't tweetin' no more times
But here I go agaaaaain

how could she not see this one coming?

I tweet alone. Yeah! With nobody else. Yeah, you know when I tweet alone, I prefer to be by myself.

A <3 or an LOL seem insensitive, but really, “Now I tweet alone” is my new favorite phrase.