The Ultimate Creation Fest Fashion Guide

Fab or drab? I break down this year's hottest fashions at Christian music's biggest festival.

Fab: "Edward or Jacob can't save you, Jesus can" lady

Brilliant and effective. Too true!

Drab: God over money guy

It's just missing something. I can't put my finger on exactly what. Too simple? But maybe I'm missing the point.

Fab: Neon bible beanie guy

Bible verses are always in at a Christian music festival. The beanie is adorable, too. Def fab.

Drab: This shirt

TLDR.

Fab: This giraffe that's angry about evolution

Giraffes that can talk are always fab to me!

Fab: Hunger For God shirt

Hunger Games is so hot right now making this shirt very relevant.

Drab: "Amen" shirt

Too many Amens.

Fab: Angry Birds shirt

Brings a smile to my face.

Fab: Jesus King of Reese's shirt

Because Reese's are delicious. Always fab.

Drab: These Ed Hardy inspired hats

I have nothing to nice to say about these so I won't say anything at all.

Fab: God's refrigerator shirt

Because I like imagining this.

Fab: Weapons of Warfare shirt

Love the play on words. A must-have for gamers of Christ everywhere.

Fab: Godiswiser

Beer is good. Can't argue with that!

Drab: NYC = New You In Christ hat

There is no "i" in NYC! Drab!

Fab: Rib shirt

For the ultimate ladies man. Cute!

Fab: Trix is for everyone shirt

I have nothing but good things to say about this one. Fab it.

Drab: More Ed Hardy inspired wear

Noooooooooo

Fab: Arc is the first cruise ship shirt

Clever. Like!

Drab: Messiah Monster shirt

I like energy drinks, but can't get behind this blatant rip off. Ugh!

Fab: Mosh for Jesus shirts.

I love anything tie-dye, therefore I love this shirt. Good job, girls!

Drab: Wear da word

"da" is tacky.

Fab: Tech services guy

Neon is in. I also love his bandana. Fabbbbbb

Fab: God's got your back shirt

Adorable.

Drab: "Sweet Child Of Mine" shirt

Hate this song. Sorry, fans of it!

Drab: Anything Christian Outfitters

Who still shops there?! Drab!

Drab: Born Again trucker hat

Trucker hats haven't been "in" for years. I hate to drab it, but I have no choice... DRAB!

Fab: This singer

I love the layering. Definitely in.

Drab: What you wear shirt

Too meta.

Fab: What happens in Vegas will be revealed in heaven

Can't argue with that.

Drab: Mashed potato animal dude

It says, "There is plenty of room for all of God's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes". T-M-I!

Fab: Satan got Punk'd

Simple brilliance.

Drab: This jorts disaster!

As a supporter of jorts, I find these kind of offensive. No, no, no!

Fab: Older technical stage guy

The pink and teal look great together. I also love his jorts. The guy before could learn from this man!

Drab: This lady's hair

Girl, please. Only Marge can pull that off!

PS. I know absolutely nothing about fashion. I wear jorts every day.