I’m cringing

Firefox crashed right after I watched this. It couldn’t even handle it.

well. at least he tried :D

this is the guy who fucked snooki and he’s calling Whitney Cummings ugly? I guarantee she’s way hotter than anything he’s ever hooked up with.

I’m glad someone else caught Ice T’s awesome reaction.

This is the most painful thing I’ve ever had to watch in my entire life.
It’s even worse that Rebecca Black..  FRY-DAY FRY-DAY!

“OH look at me! I bang supermodels in my mansion!!” Forgive my language, but this guy is a cunt. This is what tv did for us, they turned a total retard into a millionaire retard with a huge ego. Our world is doomed.

Greg Giraldo is ashamed.

The dude’s ego is twice the size of Saturn, so maybe this will knock him down a peg or two. Probably not, though.

HURR I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY AND SEX HURR  wait, that’s funny, right?

So uncomfortable to watch. There were a few jokes towards the beginning that, had they been delivered by anyone else, would have gotten laffs. What’s frustrating is that he KNEW he was bombing! I really hoped he would just skip to the end and sit back down.

Why do people pay him? Why does he gave more money than good people who actually make sense? Why is the Jersey Shore still on TV?

after finishing this video i feel a terrible wave of embarrassment! god, that was bad lol. douche chill momenttt.

Lisa Lampanelli told TMZ that afterwards he was asking the comics “I was good, right?” I get the feeling instead of having a comedian write his stuff as most non-comic celebs do in this *ahem*situation*, he told himself that he’s really good at trash-talking other guys at bars and just went with that. All his material sounds like something a meathead would say to trash somebody they feel threatens their masculinity.

I literally can not finish watching that video. Wow. Wow.

This loser doesn’t deserve the money he has, I do. I’m not a fucking asshole loser like he is… I’m actually a good person.

I loved the joke that Marlee Matlin made after him “The Situation and I have something in common, we’ve both never heard the sound of laughter”

Usually they have someone else write their jokes for them… Who wrote his?

Why have non-comedians do things like this?

haaarrible.