Eggs were born in the year 1000
Eggs will not judge you
Unless you're a vegan
But at their core, eggs are pretty nice
They care!
They're festive!
But they won't take your shit
Just don't fuck with them or else they'll call you a goat or something
They have soldiers, too
Sometimes eggs don't make much sense
Because they're eggs
They just want to get along
And talk about the important issues
In conclusion, this guy sums eggs up pretty well:
*Kiss*
