Dear friends, colleagues, and fellow "earth partners," let me introduce you to a natural phenomenon that has rocked the worldwide scientific community dry.
It involves a man who goes by four names: Armando Christian Perez, Mr. 305, Pitbull, and most importantly: MR. WORLDWIDE.
You see, this man, has a special something about him. In short, he has taken the 305 worldwide. And by 305, I mean... that bulge.
THE PITBULGE.
The public (aka some people on Twitter) agree:
Pitbull's bulge game is always on 100
Pitbull's BULGE CAN'T BE CONTROLLED! Every year!
I'm here for Pitbull's bulge.
Even the elderly are in on it.
My grandma just commented on @pitbull's bulge
It's a thing. It's a phenomenon. It is LIVING AND BREATHING.
LIIIIVING AND BREAAAATHING!!!!
J. Lo has experienced it.
Marc Anthony knows what's up.
And here's what we know about it: It's always there and attributed to "tailored pants." The "tailored pants" really bring it out.
Besides that, it remains a mystery.
*Does a little jive*
*Dreams of rubbing Pitbull's head*
*Screams at J.Lo because YOU LUCKY B*
DALE DALE DALE DALE!!!
