1. Dear friends, colleagues, and fellow “earth partners,” let me introduce you to a natural phenomenon that has rocked the worldwide scientific community dry.
2. It involves a man who goes by four names: Armando Christian Perez, Mr. 305, Pitbull, and most importantly: MR. WORLDWIDE.
3. You see, this man, has a special something about him. In short, he has taken the 305 worldwide. And by 305, I mean… that bulge.
5. The public (aka some people on Twitter) agree:
8. Even the elderly are in on it.
9. It’s a thing. It’s a phenomenon. It is LIVING AND BREATHING.
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11. J. Lo has experienced it.
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12. Marc Anthony knows what’s up.
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13. And here’s what we know about it: It’s always there and attributed to “tailored pants.” The “tailored pants” really bring it out.
15. *Does a little jive*
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17. *Screams at J.Lo because YOU LUCKY B*
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18. DALE DALE DALE DALE!!!
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