The Absolute Worst Parts Of Grocery Shopping
The grocery store is a very, very stressful place.
2. REAL SMOOTH. That wasn’t an automatic door. You grab a cart and remember:
3. Oh great, you also picked the cart with the squeaky wheel that won’t turn left.
4. Whatever, you’ll survive. You go down the cereal aisle and see two confused old ladies blocking aisle traffic.
5. You wait a minute for that one lady to get off her phone only to see someone in front of what you need.
6. You awkwardly wait for them to move, grab your cookies, and then you see one of those awesome automatic coupon dispensers (which everyone knows is one of the simple joys of grocery shopping)…
7. It gets worse. Someone left their cart abandoned in the middle of the aisle you’re in.
8. You nudge that cart to the side to reveal this. A trip to the grocery store is never complete without witnessing some bad parenting.
9. Last stop. You grab a number at the deli. Hopefully they don’t forget to call your number this time.
10. YES. FINALLY. Now it’s time to wait in line full of miserable people “reading” tabloids.
11. You make it to the front of the line to find NO DIVIDERS. You anxiously watch the cashier. You pray they don’t swipe the wrong item.
13. IT’S ALMOST OVER. You leave the store and see that some asshole left a surprise right behind your car.
14. Great. You drive away worrying about the ice cream the entire ride home.
15. Then this. The worst part. Look at all of these bags.
19. Just to remember that you left a bag in the back seat.
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FlickMontana 2 months agoParking at the edge of the lot so you can in and out easily and being descended upon by panhandlers so often that you recognize them leaning on the ATM just DARING you to get some cash.
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cinemacrazed 6 months ago
I’m just glad I get to eat that night, I don’t really care about the work. In some countries they don’t have cheetos. Think about that. THINK. ABOUT. THAT.
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FlickMontana 6 months ago
Waaa, I have to go someplace to buy food instead of harvesting or slaughtering it myself! FFS grow some hair.
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alfreeland 6 months agoBut, then you forget that gallon of milk you left in the car…for three days (because you don’t commute). Top popped off, spoiled milk in the backseat. Disaster. #groceryfail
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direh 6 months agoI’ve been working retail for 6 years now, and if I see some dumbass leave their cart in the way, or if people are blocking the way with their carts, I simply move them aside myself after asking them to move. I couldn’t give a damn if they get mad, I asked already and they didn’t move, so GTFO of my way.
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LetMeLogin 6 months ago
Been having that issue with Greek Yogurt. Some middle aged lady is always hovering over that particular spot when I just want to get my 50 Oikos yogurts and move the fuck on!
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ImALoserBaby 6 months agoi like grocery shopping, I people watch while i’m shopping, it’s pretty fun.
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Moshi_Moshi 6 months agoThe grocery store I used to go to would sometimes lock my cart as I was exiting, which would lead my roommate to ram me with her cart at full speed. Sounds kind of dirty but it was just painful.
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Chefcammie 6 months agoNO TRADER JOES ON EAST COAST being a California native this is a problem and a luxury
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LetMeLogin 6 months ago
Have you checked their official website for locations? They have less locations but they do have some.
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Dana Schneider 5 months ago
Danzig buying cat litter is the best thing the internet has given me so far today.
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