• 1. Kanye compares himself to Ron Burgandy

  • 2. Kanye talks about hanging out with a white girl

  • 3. Kanye compares his ego to hoodies

  • 4. Kanye feels bad for kids named after him

  • 5. Kanye compares his story to ‘Wicked’

  • 6. Kanye talks about dressing nicely and acting distastefully

  • 7. Kanye talks about his grammar

  • 8. Kanye admits his love for country music

  • 9. Kanye bleeds for Taylor

  • 10. And finally…