Taylor Swift is perpetually walking an imaginary runway. She has this rare condition where she always looks perfect. Unfortunately for people who aren’t Taylor Swift, this means everyone around her looks like shit. She is always making everyone look like shit.
2. Exhibit A: Taylor has the ability to shift her eyes in just the right position. Her hips have this majestic quality to them. They’re almost inhuman.
3. Exhibit B: Taylor has this pout that is ON POINT. Another one of her talents is bag posturing. Her bags always look effortless and weightless even though they’re probably full of expensive shit.
4. Exhibit C: No one looks good when it’s raining in NYC. NO ONE.
5. Exhibit D: You get the point. It’s freakish.
6. So now let’s take a look at the people around her.
7. Using that last photo and technology called “cropping” I will point out how Taylor makes the average person look like shit.
8. In this photo, Taylor is making this man look “fleshy” and “frizzy.” Both of which might not be true if Taylor Swift wasn’t in the photo.
9. Now another photo. As you can see, Taylor is listening to music in a flawless fashion.
10. See how the man behind her looks in comparison: