1. I'm usually quite demure and in general hate to sound derogatory, but it would be really quite unfortunate not to say that Taylor Kinney is one hot motherfucker.
2. Really, Taylor Kinney is one hot motherfucker.
3. He is dad a.f.*
4. The really cool part about Taylor Kinney is that he is on his way to being a full-fledged silver daddy...
5. ...and to be a silver daddy at age 32 is quite unusual. He's basically the chosen one. Baby Jesus could never.
6. Bodily wise, he is doing pretty good for himself, especially when he doesn't shave his chest...
7. ...or his beard. He is kind of lumberjacky, which is totally in right now.
8. His eyes speak to me (crotch).
9. Wait, he also plays a firefighter on TV, which is like the hottest profession since jobs were invented.
10. Normally I would think entire back tattoos are tacky as hell, but on Taylor it's kind of a nice surprise. I'm totally DTF with that.
11. Dad?
12. Basically, all I'm trying to say is that Taylor Kinney is going to get hotter with age and yaaass, Gaga, yaaass. You did so good, Gaga, etc.
