You know you're a DiCaprihoe if...
21. You wish you were the milk in that measuring cup.
Then you could be inside of him.
20. "Titanic" always pissed you off.
You secretly hated Rose.
THERE WAS ROOM FOR TWO.
19. That hair? That face? Yup. You'd still tap that.
Yeah, no idea what's going on. Still would hit that.
18. Mmm lip gloss.
17. Mmmm chin drool.
16. Mmmm neck beard.
15. The way his cigarettes swirl in his mouth make you verbally "unf."
14. A little piece of you dies every time you see him shirtless.
*Dies a bit*
13. You are probably looking at his nipple right now.
12. You think this picture is totally ridiculous/makes no sense but you also find it oddly appealing.
This picture of him wearing all of his clothes in a waterfall is also oddly appealing to you.
11. His baggy suits never bothered you.
Because he wouldn't be wearing baggy suits if he was with you. He wouldn't be wearing anything at all!
10. Check please! You'd take it home.
9. This photo makes you weak at the knees.
8. Now you've fallen on the floor.
7. YOU CAN'T GET UP.
6. *Gets strength from licking Leo's tear*
5. Speaking of which, you need this bag.
4. This is even kind of sexy to you. KIND OF.
3. Also kind of sexy.
2. If he left his cocktail on a table you would drink it.
1. And if he ever did this in front of you you would probably be arrested.
TAKE ME TO JAIL.
DREAMING OF YOU ALWAYS IN MY CELL BLOCK, LEO.
DICAPRIHOE 4 LYFE EVEN WITH THE INVISIBLE UMBRELLA.
