Anyone else realize that this was totally prophesied by Jim Gaffigan in his “Beyond the Pale” days? Ladies and gentlemen - the Doughnut Ham Hamburger.

mmmmm clogged arteries never tasted so good

Suicide the easy way

Why does he care? I mean, it looks like crap, smells like a burger and quacks like a duck then it must be a doughnut from Krispy Kreme with meat and cheese and 1/2 lb worth of calories. Gees!

Looks delicious. but it also looks like diabetes.

I’d eat it

I thought he LOVED capitalism? There’s nothing more capitalistic than to give consumers exactly what they want, and loads of it…

would’ve been nice if shep got outraged when bush was bombing the shit out of iraq under false pretenses…jus’ sayin’

Oh i hate him so

Sheperd Smith’s ideas for ways to kill yourself: 1. “You could take a whole bottle of pills.”
2. “You could go get in car chase, and run out, and act like you’re gonna shoot somebody, and then the cop’ll kill you … right?”
3. “Eat one of those.”

“There are a lot of ways to end it all. You could take a whole bottle of pills. You could go get in a car chase and run out and act like you’re gonna shoot somebody and then a cop would kill you.” Um. That’s an in depth thought, Shepherd.

Ugh, that is nasty. I don’t think restaurants should be allowed to serve something that high in calories. 1500-2000 is the recommended daily calorie intake for a female.