*NSYNC’s “I Want You Back” Music Video Is Absolutely Ridiculous


1. So we’re on a spaceship with five guys in different colored tight baby tees with zippers. Some of them are wearing shell jewelry.

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2. Joey and JC make eye contact. Joey puts his arm on JC. Chris and Lance stare off dreamily into the distance. Justin steps forward.

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3. He coos out of the window. The boys in the baby tees look upset.

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4. This is his view outside of the spaceship. It makes no sense.

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5. So they do what anyone else in space would do: They make a congo line and grind.

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6. Then we see a mom-like woman disintegrate. It is weird.

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7. Justin is upset.

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8. Joey is totally unfazed by the disintegrating woman. He claws at the air.

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9. They dance some more because that’s what deep space travelers in baby tees do.

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10. They are pretty working the fuck out of that spaceship despite the fact that a woman just disintegrated in front of them.

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11. It appears that they are playing hopscotch together.

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12. Then we get a front-row seat to everyone’s crotch.

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13. They walk down a corridor.

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14. You see the disintegrating woman in space. It makes absolutely no sense…

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15. …but Joey seems to be, yet again, unfazed.

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16. Justin touches himself.

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17. Chris nods his head with his arms as wide open as he can make them.

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18. Then he gets mad.

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20. So they wiggle…

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21. …and work those baby tees some more.

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22. They walk down the corridor again. We still have no idea who this disintegrating woman is.

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23. Thanks for the help, Chris.

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24. Dance on, space boys.

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25. And thank you, Joey. You are a star.

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26. Watch the music video in all its glory here:

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27. BONUS: This is the actual, real CD single cover.


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