COMING TO A GAY-CONVERSION CLINIC NEAR YOU…
**Calls Marcus Bachmann**
…it’s Kylie Minogue’s new video for “Sexercize,” which is lit’rally and figuratively MAKING ME QUESTION EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN.
And by everything I believe in, I mean penises and boys and boys and penises and EVERYTHING holy!
2. THAT POMMEL HORSE.
6. Sexy, sweaty Child’s Pose!!
(That sounds weird)