COMING TO A GAY-CONVERSION CLINIC NEAR YOU…
**Calls Marcus Bachmann**
2. THAT POMMEL HORSE.
10. Actual sweat consumption!
11. Strange standing-cuddling.
In the words of the almighty mystical songwriting queen:
Watch for yourself. Gay men, you’ve been warned:
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