Definitive Proof That Dogs Look Waaaaaaay Better With Man Buns

    PSA.

    Matt Stopera
    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Man bun'd men of the world, listen up and give it up, this is the truth bomb you need to hear.

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    I will be blunt: EVERY. GUY. CANNOT. PULL. OFF. A. MANBUN.

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    The thing is you have to have enough hair for manbun and chances are you are not this gorgeous model with luscious, flowing man bun-worthy locks.

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    If you don't have enough hair for a man bun then you will look like the shrunken head from Beetlejuice.

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    You will look like a palm tree.

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    You will look like this chicken.

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    And listen, I get it, you want to try it... but manbuns are not for everyone.

    THE ONLY CREATURE man buns always work for are dogs. Dogs with man buns >>>>>>>>>> humans with man buns.

    Here's proof:

    Exhibit A: This dog is irrefutably 100% cuter than a guy with a man bun.

    Exhibit B: This dog makes a human man with a man bun look like a straight up troll.

    Exhibit C: I mean... I don't think even need to say anything about this dog. Your fave man bun could never.

    Exhibit D: Straight up fab. Your man bun ---> straight up drab.

    Exhibit E: The new queen of pop. Your man bun ---> huge flop.

    Exhibit F: This dog's man bun looks sophisticated and cool. Your man bun looks like the bottom, raggedy part of an onion.

    Exhibit G: Shut it down. Cut your man bun off immediately.

    And there you have. The truth. Dogs look way better with man buns than you. Give it up. Be real with yourself. And cut your damn man bun off (or don't if you're a dog).